Scotsman Available for Purchase

Subject: Scotsman Available for Purchase Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:32 am

Taking offers on this ~~prick~~ brother of mine. He is loud, tactless, mischievous, and often in a ~~skirt~~ kilt, but you may get some amusement out of him if you are into such things.

He comes equipped with a set of bagpipes. No, this is not negotiable.

His hobbies include drinking, smoking, fighting, and making inappropriate advances. Hide your children.

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:52 pm

*counts his tomatoes* How much do you want for him?

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:40 pm

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I do not accept payment in produce...

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:28 pm

Fine *eats tomatoes instead*

How many euros then?

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:15 am

If you simply must pay in euros, then make me an offer.

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:32 am

If I must?

What else would you want then?

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:49 am

Pounds would be nice. But I could always exchange your euros.

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:12 pm

How about 5 pounds then?

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:51 am

Five pounds?!

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I think I shall wait and see if a better offer is made.

Guest

Thirteen pounds? You seem anxious to get rid of him.

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:00 pm

Eh, you...

Anxious is not the word I would use, and I would think a Kirkland would be worth substantially more than a mere 13 pounds.

Subject: Re: Scotsman Available for Purchase Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:27 am

25 Pounds!!! >> and a few tomatoes!!!