BRITISH MAN FOR BEST OFFER!

Come on, you know that you'd buy it! Any price will do!

You sell off things you don't want, right? That's what I'm going! Clearing out the junk!

Best offer, Prussia! Anything will do!

I am highly insulted by all of this... The nerve of that ungrateful whelp.

Are you gonna bid on yourself?

I most certainly will not. What I want to know is what made you think you had the right to sell me in the first place. I am no property of yours!

It's not like you're married! You're up for anyone to sell!

Ahahaha~!
Should I make an offer? I feel as if it would only anger Prusse.

Ah, well. One cannot make everyone happy.

Thirty thousand Euro and all the hamburgers you can eat in a day, America.

Make it US dollars, and we've got a deal!

France wrote:

Ahahaha~!
Should I make an offer? I feel as if it would only anger Prusse.

Ah, well. One cannot make everyone happy.

Thirty thousand Euro and all the hamburgers you can eat in a day, America.

Back the hell off France! England is mine!!


I'll double what France is paying, and add in a digital camera filled with embarrassing pictures of France.

Prusse is so intent on winning~! A shame he does not have his own economy to bid with, oui?

One million Euro, the hamburgers, and another Lady Liberty to put on the Rio to welcome all those immigrants from our southern friend~

Wow, if I knew England was this popular and not a lonely, bitter old man, I would have sold him off YEARS ago!

Is that the best offer?

Oy, Frog! Knock it off! I will not be sold to the likes of you!

And dammit, America, I am not yours to sell in the first place!

If you let me purchase him, America, I will make you food whenever you visit for as long as you like.

Oh, Angleterre, wouldn't you like it if I knocked it off? Unfortunately, I won't. This is too amusing.

And just why are you so intent on purchasing me, France? Am I sensing unresolved issues?

Well too damn bad!

And I would have sold you long ago Sealand, if I thought you were worth anything. So don't get any ideas about getting in a competition with America over who is the bigger brat.

Chiquito!!! ¿Cuanto me extrañabas no?
Anda deja que Papi España compre al oloroso Ingles si?

I promise to chain him up everyday and have him eat his own food.
I also offer a million tomatoes, all the Spanish food you can eat... maybe even hamburgers.


and Two million American dollars... cause that won't hurt my economy at all *smiles*

What a great offer, Spain! I think I'm fine with that! All that money will be great fit my economy, after all!

I do hope no one assumes I will quietly go along with whoever wins this ridiculous farce of an auction. What utter rubbish this whole affair is!

Oi Iggy! I put 5 million down on you!

Hmm...Well, Spain offered food too!

I can't offer more money but I can give you all the pictures you want of England wearing my old chains

I guess Spain wins!