One Ungrateful Brother

Aiyaa!!! I can't handle this anymore. I really can't. I used to like Japan. Alright, that's a lie. I used to love him. He was like a brother to me. And how did he repay me? By attacking me when my back was turned!! He never appreciated all I did for him. *huff* Anyways, whoever wants to deal with him can have him, aru.



Can't you just see how much he hates me in his eyes? AIYAAAA!!! Take him off my hands! Anyone, aru!

I'll take him!! How does 3 pounds sound!?! He'd be great for my plans of making the world recognize me as a country!!

. . .

Aiyaa...another child. I'm not taking you home.

I have a home! Its kinda small, but I'm moving up in the world!!

Good. Go home then, aru. Leave the bidding to nations who're already of age. >.>

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