Turkey's Diary

Dear Journal,

Yea I have never had one of these before for personal use in this way ya know? Usually I had journals to keep record for battles and other things so this is now. Well I have been overall good just stressed a slight bit but not too much. My son was having sex with his uncle, that was sorta creepy, so I put a stop to that and so that is fixed. Greece keeps wanting to marry me but I cannot marry him because...well I just cannot. Nowhere in my religion does it give me the right to marry a man so until that happens it is a no go. I keep trying to tell him we can have an open relationship and see whoever we want but...he doesn't like that! Who wouldn't? I am sure there would be plenty of people--like Japan--who would love to hear that Greece was able to bed whoever.


Me on the other hand? Well I would have a few people coming after me which is perfectly fine. Oh ...everyone is being nutty as usual. Cyprus is acting cold towards me but he must realize as his father I have to be strict and sometimes do things that are unfair. Hey but its life.

Dear Journal,

So did I tell you that I got dumped by Greece? Yep just like that he dumps me without warning and goes on with his life. Guess I should say I am not too surprised given how stubborn I was being. But to be honest there was no way I was going to be able to marry a man, at least not in my religion. I think I took it as well as I can but this is the one place I can honestly say how much it hurt. I went pretty much most of my life being pissed off at the kid and not much a nice guy to him either but, then he reciprocated that disliking pretty well. I did things to him when he was younger that would get anyone thrown in the slammer now a days for being a sick bastard. I did things to him when he was older out of habit but I figured out long before he did that I was doing it because I wanted him. Not that I just wanted him and no one else can have him --that's bullshit--I wanted him because I yea started to fall for him.

Weird eh? I thought so too so I kept quiet about it till this one night we were having sex and I came out and said it. He hit me, told me no, said that wasn't part of what we did but he oddly gave me three dates to prove it. Well after those three days I proved it more or less and we were official you can call it? I felt pretty good about that. Now that he is gone I'm just telling people that I am fine with it, that shit happens, truth is shit like that doesn't just happen because you never expect it. I guess even I can fall victim to the capricious nature of love right?

Dear Journal,

Hungary wants to go out on a date I think so I am going to take her to a club in Istanbul just to show her a good time. After all Austria is off chasing Prussia's ass and I got dumped by another ass chaser. So as I look at it we both need to relax and have a good time with one another (NOT LIKE THAT...though that wouldn't be bad) just to blow off steam. I was thinking a techno club of some sort because she has probably never been to one. They aren't all full of people taking drugs and having sex in bathrooms but I think she might laugh that type of shit off. Other than that I'll let her spend the weekend or even the weekend at my house if she is feeling up to it.

Hey guess what...


We did end up having sex at my place Hungary and I. It was pretty amazing.